Narcissism: Or, All You Will Ever Need Is Yourself (Dr. Leonard Lovesome’s Self Help Guides Book 1)

My brother’s concerning start as a writer

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If I were to review this book, it would be biased, since I was the editor, though of course uncredited. To become a published author by the age of 18 for the sake of saying that, my brother wrote this short self-help book, which is more of a pamphlet. This is a surprising glimpse into my brother’s mind, as he provides tips and mantras to help the reader become more narcissistic.

The book begins:

Chapter “I” As in “I am the best”
Repeat after me. I am the best. These four simple words when strung together complete the mental circuit board which controls narcissists and most psychopaths alike.

There are three total chapters, each one a labyrinthine post-modern meditation on hollowness. Extracting any meaning or help from this text is an amusing albeit harrowing experience.

So, check it out! It’s only a dollar. I’ve never seen a book like this.