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Platonic Hearts
How to find love in a boring town In the farming simulation game Stardew Valley, you can date residents of the tiny Pelican Town and eventually marry one and invite them to live on your farm with you. You build a relationship with someone by giving them things like two eggplants a week and remembering…
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Seaman (1999)
★★★★★ Groundbreaking From a unique era of game design, Seaman for Sega Dreamcast is a testament to human imagination and technology. The game is a pet simulator using voice input to speak with your pet, a man of the sea. While your pet can be sassy and even horrific, confusion is soothed away by Leonard…
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Dracula 3: The Path of the Dragon (2008)
★★★★ I have a kind of sexual thing for priests and nuns, so I was excited when the opening movie introduced the main character as a nerd priest receiving a quest from the kindly pope. The pope sends you to investigate potential canonization of a recently-deceased doctor for her healing miracles. The setting is between…